Tuesday, September 17, 2013

Shark Night!!!

Really the title of this blog should be turned into "Ramblings of a crazy lady on bed rest that has way more energy than any human that is pregnant and has a baby should have at 11pm."
Anyway, back onto the main topic here. Netflix has been my go to. Unfortunately the past 24 hours have been filled more with searching for movies more than actually watching them. Tonight I stumbled across this beauty...
SHARK NIGHT!!! (In 3D...which I don't even know how that works on Netflix). Anywho, This is the description of the movie
A weekend of beach-house debauchery turns into a nightmare for a group of friends when they discover that the waters are infested with vicious sharks.
Soo... What is   the nightmare? They can't have a relaxing weekend in the water? So unless the sharks are growing legs and walking up onto the beach and into their houses to attack them, the logical thing to do is to not go in the water....right? But we all know that this is not how that movie will go. They will keep trying to swim in the waters and as a result keep getting eaten...Basically i've solved the mystery for myself from just reading the description. Here's my movie summary...

"Teens go to a beach house for a fun weekend. They start swimming. A shark swims up to one of them and "Chomp" he's probably not dead. Just lost an extremity and everyone swims to shore. The next day one of the teens says "Hey lets go swim again". And this same story line will go on and on until most of the teens have been attacked  or eaten..with the exception of one or two. And then after they have lost limbs and friends they finally decide "Maybe we shouldn't go in the water anymore""
The end. 

I really need something more productive to do with my time. 

1 comment:

  1. LOL this is really funny. I agree with your prediction. Stupid movies..

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